Long Time no Post, Schoolings, Week 36

I have every intention of keeping on posting here.  I really do.  I’m finding between work, baby preparations, and school that I’m lacking in time to do much of anything.  Some of the things that have been keeping me busy are…

School

I’m set to register for my next semester, and am planning on taking:

Intermediate accounting – A logical extension to the first two accounting classes, I’m planning on going through my whole accounting book over winter vacation to prepare myself.  It’s been a while since I took my accounting courses and want to brush up.

Managerial cost accounting – Standard cost systems for processes, basically budgeting and costs for systems used in business.  I’m pretty sure this focuses on the internal users of accounting info, rather than public documents.

Federal Tax Accounting I – Required for the CPA exam, should I choose to take it.  This one I’m not really thrilled by, but I want to make sure I’m prepared just in case I want to go down that road.

SAP in Business – I’m an accounting information systems major, so I think I should concentrate on, well, accounting information systems.  This is optional but I would think it would be mandatory for this major.

Visual Basic Programming – I’m taking python, have taken java, dabbled in php and perl, so this should be fairly straightforward.  This language lets you make quickie applications to handle a wide variety of needs on the windows platform, and I have no experience in it.

Baby School

We went to baby school!  Last weekend we got to go and sit in the womens health center at Bay Medical Center.  I got to learn about all sorts of things, such as:

  • The ‘Ring of Fire’ (poor Johnny Cash)
  • Weird electrode looking things they hook up.  One of them gets ‘drilled’ into the babies head!
  • Techniques for handling the contractions
  • Aftercare for the baby
  • How Bay Med handles things, procedurally

Afterward, we went on a tour of the birthing facilities.  It’s on the third floor of the hospital, and is actually very nice.  They have a fridge, hardwood floors, and a general ‘apartment-but-not-really’ vibe.  Basically as ‘homey’ as they could get in a hospital. More excitingly, they have WiFi throughout!  Might be nice during some downtime, if there is any.

At the end we got our prize:

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We sure are certifiable!

I do feel better now that I’ve seen the hospital.  I was a bit anxiety ridden beforehand.

Week 36

Jolene is doing well, but feeling ‘very pregnant’.  She has developed a ‘pregnant waddle’ as she walks now.  We’re coping, but the whole thing tires her out.  The baby feels neat when she moves, but you can tell she’s getting more and more cramped in there.  She doesn’t ‘hit the walls’ as much as she did, since she has little room to do so.  She does shift around a lot.  It’s pretty neat to feel her feet or whatever sliding around in there.   All that’s really happening is that the baby is fattening up.

As an aside, I had a bit of an issue, but am now fully vaccinated against all flu viruses.  The CDC wants the families of newborns to form a ‘cocoon’ around the newborn.  The people at the CMU health department didn’t understand at first, but after repeated visits they gave in.

Weeks 32-33, He-Beastie Birthday

It’s been busy.  I’ve gotten about half of my Python programming class completed, and have recently taken my first tests at CMU.  It seems like if I’m not driving to and from school, I’m doing homework or work or some other thing that keeps me from posting.  Yesterday we went to the CMU Vs Akron football game, for example.  Since we’re not going to be able to make the homecoming game because of childbirth classes, we took the kids to see their first CMU game before we wouldn’t be able to.  It was lovely, and rainy throughout the entire game.  I think only I and the she-beastie enjoyed it.  No pictures, since it was so very wet out.

Weeks 32-33

Jolene is doing well, though she has acquired some of the more common issues that a pregnant woman has.  Braxton-Hicks contractions are NO FUN in the middle of a soccer field, behind the CMU Kelly/Shorts Stadium.

We’ve delivered our birth plan to the baby’s doctor.  It’s such a detailed document and contains stuff that… I couldn’t believe was on there.  Jolene doesn’t know, but I scribbled “I want to wear a grass skirt to deliver the baby” on the bottom of it before handing it to the nurse.  What a surprise that will be!

I guess right now the baby is between 4-5 pounds, and is starting to get more normal looking skin colors.  She’s putting on weight, and generally making mom uncomfortable.  Also, she’s losing the wrinkly “alien looking” skin texture.  Which is good, because the alien birth look is so 90′s.

The he-beastie turned 10!

He is now officially a double-digit individual.  He had a birthday party with family all coming over to have lasagna and give him his presents.  I missed half of the entertainment, having class through the beginning of the dinner party.  No pictures here, but he made off quite well.  It almost makes me want to turn 10 again.  It was nice having everyone over all at once, even if our house is so tiny.

CMU Week 3, Baby Week 30-31, Beasties Week 1 at School

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Things are going well at college for me – things are getting routine.  Instead of bringing my GPS with me to Mt Pleasant, I’ve started leaving it at home.  I figure the iPhone can handle anything I need to find anyway.

Supply Chain Management: I can now say that I don’t think this is something I’d like to do for a career in the future.  It’s gone past the first chapter introduction information and has moved on to ratios and the like.  Nothing mindblowing, but the way it’s presented is not the way I would think if I were in the situation in the business world.

Python Programming: I’m 40% complete with the classwork, and have been doing it from home mostly.  I plan on hopping in for some assistance on the next chapter though, some of the syntax in this language is a little off.  This is somewhat challenging since I’m basically teaching myself.

Financial Analysis:  Easy so far – still doing annuities and perpetuities and the like.  So far it’s mostly been review.  I had to buy a calculator since my graphing one isn’t what the book is based on.  I’m not really that pleased with the BA-II calculator as it’s kinda janky in the way that it requires input.  Then again, I didn’t want to use the graphing one because it too has a bad input method for uneven cash flows and other finance items.  Stuff like this, but longer since this is a small example: NPV(12,0,{100,200,300,400,500})*1.12^5.  Yeah, I don’t want to do that on a test.

Marketing Management: I’m enjoying this class more than I thought I would.  I don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing.  I recently received the outline of the final project and started compiling data for my company, Urban Outfitters.  Everything is group-work based in this class so far, it seems.  As a veritable hermit, that’s challenging.

Integrated Business Experience: SAP.  So we’ve started to use the industry leading Enterprise Services product.  I’m actually very excited about this class.  Good experience with this product is very marketable.

Week 30-31

She now weighs about 3 pounds, and is starting to become quite the boxer.  I can now sit back and watch Jolene’s stomach’ jump’ at me.  She’s regularly kicking, both her brother in the head as well as my hand.  The baby is gaining weight still, and this is making Jolene more uncomfortable.  She’s dealing with it well, however.  We also got a new Pack n’ Play (thanks mom and dad!).  It’s got some rather unique features.  Putting it all together felt like I was a soldier putting together an M-16 for the first time – it was harder than some of the content of the classes listed above.  It comes with a vibrating device and a light as well, plus changing table, plus a napping pad.  This is really what we need, given our little area we have.

Beasties 1st Week at School

The other two beasties had a successful first week at school.

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“Yeah, yeah, whatever David, I’m off to school…”

I didn’t get to hear much from the kids since I’ve been going to school during the times that they’ve been getting out.  All of the exciting news gets simmered down by the time I hit the house.  I missed both of the orientations because of school too.  Things seem to have gone well though, and adjustments have been successful: Ben for not having his sister at school with him for the very first time, and Maddie for going to a new, more grown up school.

More pictures here…

Overall, everything is going exceedingly good, but also exceedingly busy.

Week 28-29, Camping, First Week at CMU

Lest you think I have been remiss about posting on this blog, I have an excuse: I have been quite busy!  Last week we went camping.  Of course, there was no internet, so there was no way to make the normal posting

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More pictures here

It was wet, and not just because we were on Lake Michigan – it rained nearly the whole time we were there.  Still, it was nice to end the summer.  On the last night there, the clouds finally cleared off just as bedtime hit.  We were able to see tons and tons of stars.  I used an application for my iPhone to locate items of interest, and we were able to find Jupiter and other constellations.

Week 28-29

During camping the baby was spending her time developing wrinkled brains.  Apparently, they start off smooth like a rock on the shores of Lake Michigan, and later develop the wrinkly look that we think of when we think of brains.  She’s also getting fatter, and should be head-down now.  Some people say that during this time the infants start to get REM-sleep patterns, which means that she might be dreaming.  Not sure what she’d have to dream about.  I don’t think there’s any movies being screened in there or anything.

My First Week at CMU

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Everything went pretty much as planned.  Parking wasn’t an issue.  I found my classes ok.  I am pleased with most of the rest of it.

BIS 228 – COBOL Python Programming

This class was intended to be COBOL programming, a language that’s from the stone age.  Nobody but big banks really use it anymore, whereas Python is actually actively used.  The professor in this class seems nice, and on the first day he told us that we could do the entirety of our classwork online and didn’t need to show up.  Also, he refuses to teach COBOL, hence the switch to Python. Sounds good to me.

FIN 302 – Integrated Financial Analysis

An interesting professor and class, we started off with a chapter on ‘what is finance’ and have finished the rest of the week off with some Net Present Value of money equations.  All review, basically.  I don’t have the calculator he demonstrates things with, but my trusty TI-84 has all of the functions.  I just need to figure out how to best use them.

MKT 304 – Integrated Marketing Management

A very friendly professor from Romania.  The book is, as you would expect from a marketing book, slick and to the point.  This class will be very involved with active participation, I think.  I’m not really ‘into marketing’ so it’ll be interesting, for sure.

MGT 303 – Integrated Supply Chain Management

This class hurts my brain.  What I’m being told in here goes against what I’ve learned in the past.

BUS 301 – Integrated Business Experience

This is where I’ll learn SAP, work on simulations of running a company, and more.  This takes place in the DiamlerChrysler computer lab, which is one of the nicer ones.  I’m not going to enjoy how late at night it is, though – I will be getting home around 10 PM on Thursdays.

I’m told at the end of my integrated business experience I am going to have to present my company to 90+ people in an auditorium, including the dean of the business school.

The $175 Central Michigan University Tour

…  It wasn’t actually a tour, per-se.  I guess the tour of the campus itself is for first year students only.  Go figure!  The $175 that was paid was the new student fee..

The Arrival

I got the beasties off to school early today to get a head start on going to CMU to get my orientation.  I had no clue as to what is actually going to happen, so I was a bit nervous.  What kind of schedule was I going to be looking at? I stopped at a gas station, and the only source of protein that was non-dairy that they had were nuts and beef jerky.  Not really the ideal breakfast, but I didn’t want to eat anything heavy before going in anyway.

I got to the school 20 minutes early and parked in lot 8, the lot that’s free on orientation days.  I got an excellent parking space, having gotten there nice and early.  I walked to Bovee community center, where the orientation was to be held.  I knew right where to go, because of my 50 cent trip earlier this week.

I got to the lobby where I registered, put on a name badge, and went to the ‘Maroon Room’ where the Business students were congregating.  I registered again with the Business Advisors and obtained my packet of information.  The ladies that registered me seemed to be knowledgeable about my needs.  I sat down and chit-chatted with the people next to me as they took their seats, named Amber and Chris.  We talked about our pre-transfer college experiences and such.

The Orientation Begins

The two ladies introduced themselves as Annie and Karen.  Both were very nice and began to explain the transfer process.  The first half of the orientation was about the university program.  Essentially, the general education portions that everybody in the room was required to take.  I had satisfied all of these at Delta college, or so I had thought.  I looked at the papers given to me – I was missing one course from the ‘third semester’ block.  The class outlined was Business Law, one which I had not taken in the past except in high school.  I double checked the MACRAO transfer sheet that I had printed off, and it didn’t list any such class.

So, I was set to take that class at CMU, amongst my other classes.  Not a problem.  Most of the other information they were talking about didn’t apply to me at this point, since I had taken all the math I needed, all the rest of the prerequisites and so forth.

The ID Office

So we went down to the ID office and waited to get our pictures taken.  A woman came out to the hallway and told us to line up against the wall.  Visions of elementary school danced in my head.  She proceeded to pull out a massive CMU ID card and show us the card.  It doubles as an atm card, gets you into the library, and so on.  All I could think about is that the form of ID that she had over her head would be perfect if Publishers Clearing House ever came to my house with a gigantic check.  All I’d need is a gigantic pen to endorse it with and I’d have it all.

Thankfully I was at the beginning of the line, so I got my picture taken nearly right away.  This gave me time to loiter around the doughnut table they had setup for us in the hallway by the conference rooms.

Orientation Continues

Everyone got back to the conference room and the ladies continued talking.  The information became much more interesting as they delved into topics that were relevant to my interests.  Then they mentioned the draft of the schedule that they had put in everyone’s packets.

The what?

There was no draft schedule in my packet.

I raised my hand – they knew of the lapse of data in my packet, and it was something that they were working on just prior to us arriving.  Apparently there were two classes, my second accounting class and my introduction to computer information systems class that needed to be substituted for CMU-style classes of a similar type.  Not a problem, they assured me, their assistant would be around later with the information.

I looked at the rest of the information.  There were 4 classes that I needed to take all in a row, all at once, as a block.  These were required for the degree.  The students in each block will be the same in every class – there were 7 blocks, of which only classes in block 5 were available, so that’s what I was assigned.

Grawn Hall

We went over as a group to Grawn Hall, where the majority of my classes will be taken.  On the way we stopped to pick up our student ID’s.  It’s not a horrible picture, but I wish I had removed my hoodie before getting the picture taken.

We arrived at the Hall and went to a special room that the Business administration staff had reserved for the Business students.  The rest of the groups were in the computer lab area, and there were apparently too many transfer students for computers in this area.  I guess this was the privilege to having the orientation continue in the building that services my specialization.

I opened the portal and logged on to my account.  I quickly went to the schedule, and got it moments before the assistant handed me the paper.  This is what it read:

Mondays and Wednesdays:

  • Business Law – 10:00am – 10:50am
  • Integrated Financial Analysis – 5:00pm-6:15pm

Tuesdays and Thursdays:

  • Integrated Supply Chain Management – 3:30pm-4:45pm
  • Integrated Marketing Management – 5:00pm-6:15pm

Thursday Only:

  • Integrated Business Experience – 7:00pm-8:50pm

Fridays:

  • Business Law – 10:00am – 10:50am

Needless to say, I would rather have earlier classes.  And I didn’t relish the idea of driving 80 minutes on Fridays for a 50 minute class.  I accepted the schedule as-is, and filled out a form with a request to basically ‘waitlist’ for the earlier classes.  If I could get into an earlier block, I would be able to have earlier classes and have nights free.  I had no answer for business law at the time.

Meeting the Professor

One of the questions I had was about a policy that the college had.  If you had over 56 credits, you have to have a major declared.  If you don’t, your account will be put on ‘hold’ and no grades will be given for any classes you take.  This is the same type of hold that they put on grades if you don’t pay parking tickets or whatever.

I asked the advisors if I should go and sign for my Accounting Information Systems major now, since I was already on campus.  They weren’t quite sure but said that if I’d like to try, I could go do it that day.  I simply didn’t want to have any troubles with administrative issues once I started.

I didn’t figure I’d meet anyone but the advisers today, so I didn’t dress to impress.  They specifically state to dress casually and comfortably in the orientation information.  While I didn’t dress down quite so far as, say, the girl that sat in front of me where you could see her bra and underwear, I didn’t feel particularly well made up in my t-shirt and jeans.  I was surprised when I was told to meet with a PhD that teaches in the department, not an assistant that handles paperwork.

I walked to the office and knocked at the door.  I introduced myself to a Dr. Bromley.  This, by far, was the best part of the day. He got the paperwork necessary to get signed to major in Accounting Information Systems.  We talked about business, why I was there, my job, and so forth.  He talked about the numbers of people that are graduated in this program each year.  If I had problems with registration, or issues with financial aid or whatever he said to call him and he’d help.  He said I should make an appointment to have another meeting with him, and I very surely will.  I was very impressed.

Lunch

I had a coupon for some free food, so I went to the cafeteria and selected a grill item.  The cafeteria is very nice.  I ordered a sirloin burger with a large pop, and it was as good as an applebees burger at the least.  It wasn’t that pricey either, at $6 for the meal.  I bet I’ll spend a bunch of money eating there.

At Home

I had called Jolene to tell her the schedule and everything, and she mentioned that I should maybe try to get the Business Law class taken care of via Delta or another community college.  I went home and searched for the equivalency, and registered for the class.  It’s an online class, which extends through vacation.  There will be times when I will have to do a little homework on vacation, but I’m not worried about this in the least. It’s a 1 month, accelerated class.  I then called the advisers at CMU to ensure that what I was doing was ok, and they said it was.

This put me at a problematic point, however.  With the Business Law class at CMU dropped, I would only have 11 credits.  You need 12 credits to be fulltime at college, and receive aid for fulltime attendance.

I chose a political class, since one of my ideas for a minor is to minor in political science.  The idea is that accountants work in the government as well, so it could be beneficial to my job prospects  My new schedule is as follows:

Mondays and Wednesdays:

  • Judicial Process and Politics – 2:00pm-3:15pm
  • Integrated Financial Analysis – 5:00pm-6:15pm

Tuesdays and Thursdays:

  • Integrated Supply Chain Management – 3:30pm-4:45pm
  • Integrated Marketing Management – 5:00pm-6:15pm

Thursday Only:

  • Integrated Business Experience – 7:00pm-8:50pm

Fridays:

  • Nothing!  Nada!  Zip!

What’s Left

I need to arrange for parking on the campus with my car.  I also need to pick up books for my Delta College Business Law class.  I need to call the advisers at CMU again to tell them to toss the waitlist thing in the circular bin.  If they do end up switching me it would knock the Judicial class off the list of possibilities, since I can’t be two places at once.  Everything else seems to be taken care of.

It’s been a good day.

The 50 Cent Central Michigan University Tour

central michigan.jpgI have transfer student orientation for my admission into Central Michigan University this Friday.  I decided that I’d like to go on a pre-visit tour to the campus to see what it’s like, before the official tour.  So, I let my inner control freak out and headed to Mount Pleasant today.

The drive there was 40 minutes.  It’s not that far away, but there’s a number of red lights on the main road there and you have to go slow to watch out for cyclists and the like while at the college.  It’s only some 28 miles away.

I got to the college and scouted out a metered parking place.  You have to pay for the parking at CMU, and if you don’t you have to park in a metered spot.  There are relatively few metered spots, but I found one near the admissions center, near the middle of the campus.  I deposited 50 cents into the meter, enough for an hours walk.  I figured that by that time I’d be either cold or wet, given the weather.

Almost to the college I realized that I did not bring my map of the campus.  This was a major detriment – so I started my tour off at the book store.  If any place had a map, I figured the book store would be it.

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The bookstore had course schedules for the current semester, which conveniently had a map in it.  I didn’t take any pictures from the inside, but the book store had 2 levels.  The first level you see when you get in is filled with clothing and other college supplies.  All the books are in the basement.  Each level is about as big as the Delta College Bookstore in its entirety.  I snooped around but didn’t buy anything – I figured I’d have time to do that on Friday after orientation if I chose.

Attached to the book store is the Bovee university center.  Not much picture-worthy here, it’s mostly offices for student services.  This is where I’ll start my day Friday.  They do have some interesting dining facilities in this building though, including Quiznos subs, Big Apple Bagel, Starbucks, a full food court, and other places to eat.  The top level of the building is all conference rooms and such.

Armed with a map, I proceeded to the next point of interest – the library.

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This library was HUGE.  A multi-story building with a running exhibit inside of the history of the printing press, immaculately maintained.  This was around lunchtime and there were lots of people inside at the many study areas. I went up several stories, and found a likely place for me to camp out if I have to wait in between classes.  It’s close proximity to the food area of Bovee makes this a good place if I need to eat something as well.

I walked past Warriner hall, the admissions building and where all my student records are kept IMG_1206.JPG to my next destination.  Warriner hall dates back to the 1920′s.  When I was here last to speak to an admissions advisor I walked around the building – it’s very 1920′s in design, and quite cool.  I guess it was built on the burned down remains of the first CMU building that stood here.

Since I’ll be going to the College of Business for my major, I walked to where I will likely be spending a lot of time where those classes are taught, Grawn Hall:

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I entered the building and checked out the first level.  Most of the class sizes seemed to be about 25-30 students – I did not take pictures as there were lectures and such going on.  This made me feel better though, knowing the area that I’ll likely be in and the types of class sizes I can expect.  Some of the rooms were larger lecture-style rooms but the majority were of the same size that I’m used to currently.

Right across from Grawn Hall is a malt shop.  The campus is peppered with little places to eat and buy stuff

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Also of interesting note, everywhere you walked there were things written on the ground in chalk.  Here’s one outside of the library

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Some of them, like the one above, were for events.  Others were just random words or sayings.  Occasionally I’d run into some other strangeness as I walked my figure-eight around the north part of campus, like these two people who were fencing in the walkway

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I unfortunately didn’t get a close-up of the swashbuckling action.  I didn’t want to seem all touristy, ya know?

Continuing on, I saw the music building – which was a massive structure, and very artfully crafted as you’d expect a center for the arts to be.

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Nearby was this building, which was still under construction.  It was slightly castle-like, and is apparently going to be used for educational services.  The pricetag was still in front, it cost 50 million to build.

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At this point my hour of meter time was almost up, so I went back to the car.  When I got there, the meter read this:

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Just in time.  Although I don’t think they’re strict enforcers of the meters. The car next to mine was on an expired meter when I got there and still was sitting there sans-ticket when I got back.  No, it didn’t have a parking decal either.

So I hopped in my car and drove around the south part of campus, which houses all the sports-related stuff.  I’m not a big fan of sports, but it was interesting to see anyway.

The band practice field:

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Football and Baseball fields:

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I wrapped up my excursion by driving around the student housing section, called the ‘towers’.  Of interest is the miniature 7-11 tucked in next door to it.  I image it fuels a lot of the caffeine-related study sessions for the tower students

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Also of note – people in this area (residents of the towers?) drive like maniacs.  Every person in this vicinity seemed to think they were in Mad Max – since it was lunch time, I got a good sampling of the residents there.

All-in-all, it was a good visit.  I got to have lunch with Jolene, and got to tour the campus on my own time.  I must not forget a map next time though, it’d be for sure easy for a directionally challenged person such as myself to get lost.